And it turns out that this movie is by far the most utterly retarded movie I have ever seen in my life. Ever.
This isn't because it's about self-harm.
Hell no, that's what I expected it to be about.
But you know what? That movie was about a woman named Esther who is a complete crazy ass ho. Not in a literal sense, but STILL. The movie was basically shower scenes plus blood and gore with subtitles.
This is because the movie was in French. And it's hard to read subtitles that compare Paris to Rome and some other city while watching a woman mutilate herself under a table in a restaurant.
And just like so many other movies I've watched, THERE WAS NO ENDING.
And the person who wrote the movie played the main character. I've decided that the reason for this is because anyone with any common sense whatsoever would not take the role due to the writer's complete crazy-ass-ho-ness that is not unlike her other self (Esther).
BAH.
I had to stop watching the movie about forty minutes in because it was just so disgusting. I felt sick, and I had made the mistake of eating popcorn. Very bad idea. But later on in the night I went back to watch the rest... to see the ending.
I've decided that she died.
Because she's just that much of a crazy ass ho.
In the end, this movie was more for the shock factor than anything else. Bleh.
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In other news, I've finished up my speech on OCD for public speaking and am now working on practicing it. If I manage to speak slow enough, I might manage to reach the six minute minimum. If not then I shall fall into the thirty second grace period, which still shouldn't be so bad. I mean, I get to have a practice round before I have present it for an actual grade, so I'm not all that worried.
That is all.
Oh, and here's your question: Do any of you guys know of a movie with an okay+ plot that actually has an ending?
~Lindsay
Devious Comments
Good luck on your speech, and as for your question, I'd reccommend "Over Her Dead Body" Pretty funny, nice story as well.
idk what kind of movies are u into?
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The number of times I give up and the number of failures were the same.
The data that can be derived
from this unpleasant experience,
proves that the number of times that I didn't give up and the number of times I succeed were the same.
Good luck with your speech. I know how difficult it can be it make a speech last for the amount of time it needs to.
Hmmmmm... I know plenty of movies like that. I was just watching All Over Me today. Have you heard of it? It's okay+. lol
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Me: What was Russia before it was Russia?
Ashley: Poland?
Victoria: NOOO!!!!
Sarah: Brian, you're cheating on me with John?
John: Sarah, you're cheating on me with Brian?
Kat: Sarah and Brian, you're cheating on me?
Brian: I'm really confused...
Jumper? it doesn't really end... but goodto whatch :]
and... uhm...push! it doesn't really have an ending... either.. but....
MAN. I HAVE THIS THING.
IT'S CALLED I-LOVE-MOVIES-THAT-DONT-REALLY-END-AND-SO-YOU-END-UP-GUESSING-WHAT-HAPPENS-AND-THENU-BEAT-URSELF-UP-CAUSE-WHATEVER-I-MADE-UP-SUCKS.
iosis...... >.>.....
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TAQUITOOOOOS!!!! x3
Oooh, so it's a disease.
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Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.
Haha, thanks. :]
Nope, never. *goes to add it to her Netflix thingeh*
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Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.
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Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.
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Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.
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