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I am not on meth, dammit! D:<

Tue Sep 1, 2009, 3:37 PM
GOD, I hate having DREAMS about people telling other people that I'm on METH especially when the person doing the telling is my THERAPIST. D:<

DAMN YOU! :shakefist:

And I also hate having dreams about retarded spiders that can't spin their own freaking silk stuff so they use balloons and fishing hooks. Then the little dumbass pops the freaking balloon with the fish hook. D:<

My dreams are so retarded. ;-;
Why can't I have one that's meaningful and doesn't involve having my soul sucked out by a chick named Sarah with a southern accent that wears striped dresses?! :crying:

GAH.

*sucks in* :faint:

The question here is an obvious choice:

WHAT IS THE STRANGEST DREAM YOU HAVE EVER HAD?! :noes:

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:iconrisika93:
UUhhhhmmmmm.... I think one of the wierdest ones would be when I was at this freaky wooden gas station buying gum in the middle of a futeristic setting after driving my mother's boyfriend's car into a ditch. There were these holes in the base of the walls that had hands in them. D: And they tried to steal my gum. But I wouldn't let them. And the store clerk was really creepy. And then there was this random little boy. And we stayed in a motel with a female reporter. You know the kind with the booshy hair? yeah. And so the three of us were just standing in the main room with the beds, and suddenly a wave of cockroaches piled over us and we hid in the closet. Then she started interviewing me on what compelled me to steal the car and crash it in a ditch. >| stupid bitch. and... i cant remember anymore.

but there was also one with an indoor funhouse that was like... a pool. And everyone I ever knew was there. :| and they were mermaids.

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:iconxxanomalyxx:
haha i think your dreams are hilarious!

okay.. one really weird dream i had is when i was making toy cars with the jonas brothers O.O

i know right?!

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:icongymnasticsgirl104:
last night i dreamed i was a bird, and i was trying to fly to the top of this tree while reading myself a bedtime story but i got really tired and fell asleep. when i woke up i was drinking hot chocolate with santa claus. then i had to clean all this cheese stuff (like the powder cheese when u make macaroni) cause my brother kept dumping it there... and after that i got really sick and threw up a whole lot.

that was just one of them, most vivid since it was from last night. course it happened cause i had to sleep in the basement w/o my CD player. usually i have either really scary/creepy or just plain messed up dreams unless i fall asleep listening to UVERworld XD. seriously.

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:iconjeck105:
I normally have bad dreams, not weird dreams.

In all seriousness though, my friend's mom thinks that I'm a drug dealer because I wear Tripp pants. O.o Vhat?

My strangest dream was the most real dream I ever had, it was me and my best friend making out on top of my middle school during a zombie invasion. Yeah, I don't know. lol

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:icontherandomevil:
A lot of my dreams are strange....

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:iconshadowxiao:
Too many to choose from... :faint:

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:icontifalavigne:
Any normal ones then? :o

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:icontifalavigne:
... Eh? D:

That doesn't sound like such a bad dream to have, XD.

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