Wee, stolen.Go to urban dictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you…
1) Your name?
Lindsay
1.a girl who is hotter than the flames of hell
2. the marvelous and mysterious temptress from the land of eternal joy
3. a girl who is smarter than albert einstein but as gorgeous as helen of troy (you know the one whose beauty started the epic war)
4. this girl is in NO way affiliated with Lindsay Lohan. Lohan simply stole this girl's name.
"See that smoking hot amazing girl over there? Yep, she's a Lindsay."
2) Your age?
Five.
Military Intelligence, Section 5, or MI5, the British Security Service, as shown in the TV show "Spooks" (called "MI-5" in U.S. broadcasts). Responsible for counterespionage and domestic security, roughly analogous to the FBI. Based in Thames House on Millbank, London.
"That guy in the suit is in Five, I'm sure of it. See how he's looking at us?"
3) A friend?
Sierra
Fine ass Woman with an incredible body.
"I need to get some Sierra."
4) What you should be doing?
Taking pills.
The act of taking pills- usually in reference to illegal drugs.
"John scored a bunch of percocet and spent the weekend popping pills."
5) Month of birthday?
July.
A month when mostly the hottest girls are born
"That girls so hot she must be born in July"
6) Last person you texted?
Jamie.
A sweet girl with a cheery disposition on life, love and friendship. A cute girl.
"Frank: That girl seems really nice
Tom: Oh yea she's such a Jamie."
"Frank: So was she hot or what?
Tom: Cute smile great body, she was such a Jamie."
7) Favorite sport?
Track.
A sport that you have to be fast to do. Usually made fun of by fat kids who can't run. These fat kids usually stay home, get fat, and end up serving you at burger king later on in life.
He did varsity track.
8) Your last name?
Heinssen. -.-
Heinssen isn't defined yet.
9) Favorite Fruit
Kiwi.
Kiwi - 1 - A small, brown, flightless, nocturnal, endangered bird native to New Zealand / Aotearoa. The name of the bird comes from the high-pitched 'call' it makes.
Kiwi - 2 - Slang for a person born in New Zealand. Synonymous with hard-working individuals, talented artists & relaxed easy-going people .
Kiwi - 3 - This is what the rest of the world, for some unknown reason, calls 'KIWIFRUIT'. Laziness and stupid marketing probably enter into it somewhere. Originally a Chinese Gooseberry, it flourished in NZ where its name was changed to reflect where it was grown. Named a KIWIFRUIT, stays a KIWIFRUIT , not a kiwi.
Kiwifruit example - I was asked by 4 individuals in London, why?, where NZers named after a fruit?
10) Phobia?
Dying.
to slowly come near to death
"I am dying of cancer."
11) Favorite candy?
Nerds!
Guys with IQ higher than your weight. You made fun of them when you were at school but you would be lucky if you get employed as janitors in their businesses.
"I am a nerd and proud of it."
12) Stretch out your left arm; what do you touch?
Nothing.
Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.
"Hey, whatcha doin'?"
(clearly working on something complex and important) "Nothing."
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That's right.
I eat NERDS.
Hurt
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