TifaLavigne

Have you ever had one of those days where you think you're gonna throw up… but then you don't?  And for some odd reason, you're really disappointed about it?  Yeah, it's been one of those days.  Maybe it's because I'm here with your pencil tapping again, but I won't let that get to me.  Not today. Instead, I want to focus on the ceiling tiles.  They're supposed to be cream, but they look like more of a green, bleh color.  Have you ever noticed that?  Have you been smoking in here? Oh wait, then the tiles would be a sorta yellow… right?  Right. I feel mellow.  Like the color yellow.  I think I'm on something.  Maybe it's those pil

I blink.  You tap.  God, I hate that stupid pencil.  Do you have any idea how annoying that freaking thing is?  … Especially when you're tapping it.  Tap, tap, tap… That's all you do!  You just sit there, and you tap.   I don't speak pencil.  Therefore, you must use words, my dear friend.  Words!  Your language!  You know that little thing you do with your tongue?  That pressure you apply to your teeth and lips to form sounds with the vibrations of your vocal cords so that you can make sentences?  And wo

Plastic fish that aren’t actually fake. What? It’s really quite simple. The fish had a baby with a Barbie doll. How? The fish is a girl. GI Joes count as Barbies. Don’t they? No. GI Joes are boys. At least… until your little cousin strips them naked. Then they’re not boys anymore. It’s just a Barbie with a new hairdo. False. Barbie and GI Joe are completely different. Then how did the fish have a baby? It’s really quite simple. Then tell me. How did the fish have a baby? The fish was cheating on GI Joe. Or Barbie. Whichever you prefer. I prefer Michael Jackson. I have one question. Wh

The Friggen Little Girl Friggen By: Friggen Lindsay Once upon a time in the middle of friggen nowhere, there was a friggen little girl.  She was friggen playing in the friggen street and a friggen car friggen hit her.  She was in the friggen hospital for friggen weeks and her friggen parents sued the friggen driver of the friggen car.  They got 2 friggen million dollars to friggen pay for the friggen medical bill but the friggen little girl friggen died so the friggen parents used the friggen money to pay for a friggen vacation.  The friggen driver didn't have any friggen money so he lived on the fri

Canada From the strange mind of TifaLavigne and her boredom. WEEEE! CANADA! RULES! WEEEE! I don’t know a lotta stuff; About Canada. Nothing, really. BACON! ????? Seriously…. That was random. Oh well….!!!! Let’s see… Quebec…. British Columbia… Alberta…. Hey… Newfoundland is the same little province; With a little town called; DILDO In it. WEEEE! CANADA! Okay… I’ve gotta stop that… How about not! Yelling is fun! YAY! MEEP! Okay, off topic. Canada… What do I know about Canada? I read a book about it once… But that book was really weird. It t

          Once upon a time in a land far away, Alina travels to the palace with her puff-ball Jiggle.  At the palace she meets Lumina, Sunburst, and Glee.  Soon afterwards, Jiggle fall in love with another puff-ball named Biggle.  They skipped through fields of flowers and gave each other hugs until Lumina, Sunburst, and Glee ate Alina because they were cannibals.  Then Lumina and Sunburst killed Glee and eat her.  Jiggle and Biggle have twenty thousand kids and then all the puff-balls eat Lumina and Sunburst.             Soon the puff-balls get bored and decided to eat the world p

In the year 9,999,999,999,999,001 AD, Law and Order will still be on TV.  Britney Spears will still be alive due to the donation of several thousand body parts and ovaries over the years.  (Michael Jackson being one of the donors).  Though Britney Spears will have had as many children as there are in all of China, she will not be happy.  Her happiness will only come when evil robots invade from the magical world of France… or Target… whatever.   My views into the future have given me the knowledge of this event.  To warn our future of this terrible happening, I have transformed my insight into a non-fictional story of terror.  War